assasins creed turns wardrobe homicidal

for the first time in my life I have had new furniture the pine chest of drawers and wardrobe seemed wonderful till laying in bed reading Assasins Creed (the book since my reaction times are so slow the game would be near impossible) the wardrobe tried to kill me landing on me a heavy pine wardrobe disintegrated the screws just utterly giving way.
After a good hour of being in shock I got away with only some bruises, my gran having to help me out of the rubble, all I could think was "thank god it landed on me and not the rat ornaments."
I interesting priorities huh?
Anyway called the catalogue they are coming to collect the rubble and will refund me the girl was so nice.

Oh cripes. Glad the ornaments were not damaged (and you too )

Blimeh! Vicious things those wardrobes!!

yeah not having another we got some drawers from Ikea
not having a wardrobe ever again
my bruises look amazing so many pretty colors

Flipping heck that sounds scary :-/

well it was scary enough for me not to have another wardrobe... my gran pulled bits off I was kinda in shock and immobilised on the plus side she moved really fast